Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Marcellus Jobs

Link to this:  
http://tinyurl.com/MarcellusShaleJobs

This one's no joke! Courtesy TXSharon
See: http://www.texassharon.com/2012/12/09/
gas-leak-detection-job-fair/

Process:
  •     Brine Spreader
  •     Radioactive Waste Disposal
  •     Wastewater dilution and discharge engineer
  •     Covert wastewater disposal
  •     Milled waste expeditor
  •     Leak Survey Technician 
  •     Frack-Cake Baker
  •     Spill Remediation Technician
  •     Manifest Evasion Yeoman

Administration
  •     Landman / oral promise fabrication artist

Medical:
  •     Clinical Trials Coordinator -- Endocrine Disruption
  •     Oncologists
  •     Crisis Center Counselor
  •     Hospice care
  •     Substance abuse counselor
  •     Morticians

Public Relations:
  •     Psyops - town meeting reconnaissance
  •     Psyops - spin maker
  •     Psyops - online opposition basher
  •     Science Debunker
  •     Flag waver / Jingoist
  •     Bully
  •     Schill

Forestry:
  •     Habitat destruction supervisor
  •     Forest Pulping technician

Entertainment:
  •     Man Camp Entertainer
  •     Man Camp Entertainer Booking Agent
  •     Bartender

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