Marcellus Jobs

Link to this:  
http://tinyurl.com/MarcellusShaleJobs

This one's no joke! Courtesy TXSharon
See: http://www.texassharon.com/2012/12/09/
gas-leak-detection-job-fair/

Process:

•     Brine Spreader
•     Radioactive Waste Disposal
•     Wastewater dilution and discharge engineer
•     Covert wastewater disposal
•     Milled waste expeditor
•     Leak Survey Technician 
•     Frack-Cake Baker
•     Spill Remediation Technician
•     Manifest Evasion Yeoman

Administration

•     Landman / oral promise fabrication artist

Medical:

•     Clinical Trials Coordinator -- Endocrine Disruption
•     Oncologists
•     Crisis Center Counselor
•     Hospice care
•     Substance abuse counselor
•     Morticians

Public Relations:

•     Psyops - town meeting reconnaissance
•     Psyops - spin maker
•     Psyops - online opposition basher
•     Science Debunker
•     Flag waver / Jingoist
•     Bully
•     Schill

Forestry:

•     Habitat destruction supervisor
•     Forest Pulping technician

Entertainment:

•     Man Camp Entertainer
•     Man Camp Entertainer Booking Agent
•     Bartender