Another new listing, friends! Looking for that DREAM HOME in the Country? Try 86 Patterson Road, in Windsor NY! Spacious new construction with details throughout. Family escaped so fast they left the child's slide out back. Noise impacts from compressor station. NO ONE WILL EVERY LIVE HERE! You can't buy it! Who would live here? The sounds are so frightening it causes sleep disturbances. All our homes are uninhabitable in the MLS from Hell! Call Mike at 1-800-I-want-to-live-in-HE
Friends, we are excited to announce a fabulous NEW LISTING in the MLS from Hell! Adorable 3 bedroom manufactured home. New construction. Convenient to schools and water delivery service (has contaminated water well due to gas drilling). Interested? Sorry, you can't buy this house at any price. It's Abandoned!
If it's listed in the MLS from Hell, that means it's not for sale! No one will ever live here again. This property is Uninhabitable, and Condemned! Interested? Call George, at 1-888-I-Want-To-Live-In-He
|Come see any of our buyer/seller agents, or broker Louis Cyphre, broker.|